Long Sleeve Tee — "I Am Not The Bigger Person, I Will Hit You With A Cactus" Cute Floral Cactus Graphic

This long-sleeve tee brings warm, playful energy to everyday wear. The thicker, vintage-feel cotton and tubular knit give it a cozy, slightly retro weight while keeping the silhouette clean and simple. Bright, cheerful artwork sits centered on the chest, turning the shirt into a conversation starter for relaxed outings, creative meetups, or low-key weekend adventures. The ribbed collar and shoulder tape keep the shape true wash after wash, and the medium-weight fabric makes it comfortable layered under a jacket or worn solo on cooler days. Sizing runs slightly small — sizing up will give a roomier, laid-back fit.

Product features
- Vintage-feel medium-weight cotton (6.0 oz/yd²) for a substantial, cozy hand
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams to reduce waste and provide a smooth silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and garment stability
- Classic fit with sewn-in label; fiber blend varies by color (solid = 100% cotton)
- Runs smaller than usual — consider sizing up for a relaxed fit

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: medium heat
- Do not iron